Get this....

Camas. Apparently, no 7 and 9 year old is complete without their very own cell phones. I could say a lot of things about this but am trying (mostly successfully I think) to bite my tongue. All I can really say is, boy am I glad its not on our bill. Seeing as they are definitely related to their father, the national treasury couldn't handle THAT bill. Luckily, they can talk to most of the family (mom, dad, meemaw, me, each other) for free. Oh, and they don't take them to school. At least so far.